i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*