That's so fetch.

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via fawnsp0ts)

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

(via god-bless-you-jk-fuck-you)

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(Source: beyonces, via alohomora-the-heart)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via desmoj)

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson May,5 2012

(Source: heltra91, via infinite-jubilation)

The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

queennubian:

sourcedumal:

feverishlycool:

searchingforknowledge:

stargazingeyes:

OH SNAP!

HAHAH

YOOOOO

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